.--------------------------------------------------------------------. | Session Start: Saturday, 25 June 2005 | | Participants: | | Ben | Laptop - 137.3rwkw (ben_laptop@randomstudios.com.au) | | ...ToO LoNg...CaNt WaiT uNTiL JaM:D:D (lilsmoker73@hotmail.com) | .--------------------------------------------------------------------. [11:43:02 AM] (*)So HeLp M: yo [11:45:24 AM] Ben | Laptop: its the internet [11:46:29 AM] (*)So HeLp M: huh [11:47:07 AM] Ben | Laptop: its the internet [11:47:35 AM] (*)So HeLp M: wat is [11:47:35 AM] (*)So HeLp M: wat r u atlkin about [11:47:44 AM] Ben | Laptop: its internet [11:48:15 AM] (*)So HeLp M: wtf [11:48:29 AM] Ben | Laptop: ftw [11:49:06 AM] (*)So HeLp M: wats with u [11:49:20 AM] Ben | Laptop: u htiw staw [11:49:55 AM] (*)So HeLp M: ur fuked [11:50:06 AM] Ben | Laptop: dekuf ru [11:50:09 AM] Ben | Laptop: why? [11:50:42 AM] Ben | Laptop: just a hint its not ben [11:52:20 AM] (*)So HeLp M: who is it [11:52:43 AM] Ben | Laptop: a reece [11:53:09 AM] (*)So HeLp M: whos reece [11:53:18 AM] Ben | Laptop: a friend of ben [11:54:12 AM] (*)So HeLp M: oh k kool [11:54:12 AM] (*)So HeLp M: how old r u [11:54:23 AM] Ben | Laptop: 26 [11:54:28 AM] Ben | Laptop: ]na 18 [11:55:35 AM] (*)So HeLp M: kool .--------------------------------------------------------------------. | Session Start: Saturday, 25 June 2005 | | Participants: | | Ben | Laptop - 137.3rwkw (ben_laptop@randomstudios.com.au) | | ...ToO LoNg...CaNt WaiT uNTiL JaM:D:D (lilsmoker73@hotmail.com) | .--------------------------------------------------------------------. [12:32:35 PM] Ben | Laptop: so [12:33:08 PM] (*)So HeLp M: oh ur there now [12:33:10 PM] (*)So HeLp M: is it still reece [12:33:18 PM] Ben | Laptop: its still reece [12:34:05 PM] (*)So HeLp M: kool [12:34:05 PM] (*)So HeLp M: wanna meet up [12:34:16 PM] Ben | Laptop: what for ? [12:34:30 PM] (*)So HeLp M: coz [12:34:38 PM] Ben | Laptop: why 'question mark' [12:34:52 PM] Ben | Laptop: what kind of stuff are you in to [12:34:58 PM] (*)So HeLp M: r u hot [12:35:10 PM] (*)So HeLp M: umm wat do u mean stuff [12:35:13 PM] Ben | Laptop: i like to think so [12:35:22 PM] (*)So HeLp M: hanging out with friends and listening 2 music [12:35:30 PM] Ben | Laptop: what kind of music [12:36:06 PM] (*)So HeLp M: punk [12:36:32 PM] Ben | Laptop: what other stuff ;) [12:37:15 PM] (*)So HeLp M: sex [12:38:57 PM] Ben | Laptop: sex ay? [12:39:10 PM] (*)So HeLp M: ? [12:39:10 PM] (*)So HeLp M: u [12:39:31 PM] Ben | Laptop: yes sex would be good [12:40:45 PM] (*)So HeLp M: kool [12:41:15 PM] Ben | Laptop: so???? what do you want to do [12:41:49 PM] (*)So HeLp M: have sex [12:42:16 PM] Ben | Laptop: with who? [12:42:17 PM] (*)So HeLp M: where do u live [12:42:25 PM] Ben | Laptop: ryde [12:42:52 PM] (*)So HeLp M: sex with u [12:42:52 PM] (*)So HeLp M: oh k [12:43:01 PM] (*)So HeLp M: have u got a pic of urself [12:43:10 PM] Ben | Laptop: Whats wrong with sex with ben? [12:45:05 PM] (*)So HeLp M: hes a family friend [12:45:26 PM] Ben | Laptop: and? [12:47:28 PM] (*)So HeLp M: we it could get around so yer i wouldnt fuk him [12:48:00 PM] Ben | Laptop: or is it that you couldnt get around 'him' [12:49:59 PM] (*)So HeLp M: wat [12:50:24 PM] Ben | Laptop: don't worry [12:50:26 PM] (*)So HeLp M: this is ben isnt it [12:50:28 PM] (*)So HeLp Me HeAL tHeSe WoUnDs,ThEy'Ve BeEn OpEn FoR wAy ToO LoNg...CaNt WaiT uNTiL JaM:D:D don't worry [12:50:31 PM] Ben | Laptop: nope it isnt [12:50:55 PM] Ben | Laptop: its reece, ben is driving [12:51:13 PM] (*)So HeLp M: wateva [12:51:35 PM] Ben | Laptop: motherfucker what [12:51:46 PM] (*)So HeLp M: so ur with ben [12:52:13 PM] Ben | Laptop: yes [12:52:19 PM] (*)So HeLp M: oh nice [12:52:22 PM] Ben | Laptop: his driving, he cant see im talking on the laptop [12:53:05 PM] (*)So HeLp M: oh yer watever [12:53:31 PM] Ben | Laptop: your never heard of the internet in the car before [12:54:17 PM] (*)So HeLp M: yer i have [12:54:36 PM] Ben | Laptop: YOU LIE [12:54:49 PM] Ben | Laptop: whats to hard to fatham [12:55:19 PM] (*)So HeLp M: wat r u on about [12:55:31 PM] (*)So HeLp M: for fuck sake [12:55:36 PM] Ben | Laptop: sex, thats what im on about [12:56:19 PM] (*)So HeLp M: hmm [12:56:55 PM] Ben | Laptop: sex with a tree [12:57:18 PM] (*)So HeLp M: ur gay [12:57:31 PM] (*)So HeLp M: fuck off [12:57:51 PM] Ben | Laptop: fine, how about sex with you [12:58:23 PM] (*)So HeLp M: watever [12:58:48 PM] Ben | Laptop: yes/no? [12:58:51 PM] Ben | Laptop: question answer [12:59:34 PM] (*)So HeLp M: yes [01:00:07 PM] Ben | Laptop: how much do you charge [01:00:43 PM] (*)So HeLp M: i dont [01:02:10 PM] Ben | Laptop: where do you take it? [01:03:02 PM] (*)So HeLp M: wat [01:03:26 PM] Ben | Laptop: what holes do you take it in [01:03:58 PM] (*)So HeLp M: fanny [01:04:17 PM] Ben | Laptop: not one for the back door?> [01:04:58 PM] (*)So HeLp M: nope [01:05:11 PM] Ben | Laptop: :'( [01:05:13 PM] Ben | Laptop: why nolt? [01:08:35 PM] (*)So HeLp M: coz [01:08:48 PM] Ben | Laptop: why not? [01:08:56 PM] Ben | Laptop: its good to try something different [01:09:21 PM] (*)So HeLp M: cxoz thats grose [01:09:21 PM] (*)So HeLp M: nope [01:10:09 PM] Ben | Laptop: dont knock till you tried it [01:10:45 PM] (*)So HeLp M: k watever [01:14:36 PM] Ben | Laptop: so do you want to do it or not [01:15:18 PM] (*)So HeLp M: yer [01:15:26 PM] Ben | Laptop: i can type better with two fingers then better using the propper way [01:16:07 PM] (*)So HeLp M: nah i dont [01:16:07 PM] (*)So HeLp M: leave me alone [01:16:10 PM] (*)So HeLp M: wat [01:16:32 PM] Ben | Laptop: well fucking sorry [01:16:42 PM] Ben | Laptop: get your skank ass off my internet [01:17:09 PM] (*)So HeLp M: fuck u cunt [01:17:17 PM] Ben | Laptop: no, fuck your cunt [01:17:19 PM] Ben | Laptop: with a tree [01:17:34 PM] Ben | Laptop: HALLWAY SIZED GAMING VAGINA [01:18:12 PM] (*)So HeLp M: fuck off atleast i can get some [01:18:25 PM] (*)So HeLp M: u ugly mole [01:18:36 PM] Ben | Laptop: lol, talk about pot calling kettle black [01:18:42 PM] Ben | Laptop: your no fucking spring chicken [01:18:55 PM] Ben | Laptop: at least i dont go whoring my self over the inter net [01:19:31 PM] Ben | Laptop: little fucking cheap slut [01:19:33 PM] (*)So HeLp M: oh watever go get a life u fuckwit [01:19:46 PM] (*)So HeLp M: and leave young girls alone [01:20:03 PM] Ben | Laptop: do you even know how to fukcing keep your slutty legs closed [01:20:31 PM] (*)So HeLp M: actually yer i do [01:20:33 PM] Ben | Laptop: you leave fucking older guys alone [01:20:34 PM] (*)So HeLp M: ur the slut [01:20:34 PM] (*)So HeLp M: crackwhore [01:21:04 PM] Ben | Laptop: im not the one, whoring, my, self, on, the, internet [01:21:13 PM] Ben | Laptop: logic be fucking gone [01:21:23 PM] Ben | Laptop: do you even have a fucking clue/ [01:21:31 PM] (*)So HeLp M: bloody gay cunt [01:21:32 PM] (*)So HeLp M: fuck off ur not that old [01:21:32 PM] (*)So HeLp M: i had a bf older than u [01:21:37 PM] (*)So HeLp M: go screw a pole [01:21:37 PM] Ben | Laptop: just take your skanky aids filled ass back to school [01:21:43 PM] Ben | Laptop: so whos the slut then? [01:21:55 PM] (*)So HeLp M: yer i got more brains than u [01:21:57 PM] Ben | Laptop: 16 or what ever and going out with a 18+ yr old [01:22:06 PM] Ben | Laptop: yeh, you know beucase your the one still in school? [01:22:15 PM] Ben | Laptop: wake up to the fucking real world [01:22:26 PM] (*)So HeLp M: ur the slut [01:22:26 PM] (*)So HeLp M: ur the one with aids [01:22:37 PM] (*)So HeLp M: u go around shuving it in anywhere and any1 u can get [01:22:53 PM] Ben | Laptop: im not the one fuckng whoring my sle [01:22:53 PM] (*)So HeLp M: i have woken up 2 the real world [01:22:53 PM] (*)So HeLp M: oh and i dont go 2 skool [01:23:08 PM] Ben | Laptop: yeh becuase your a fucking drop out [01:23:39 PM] Ben | Laptop: see i have this thing called a hsc and a fucking carreer [01:23:42 PM] (*)So HeLp M: i aint a drop out i go 2 tafe [01:23:45 PM] (*)So HeLp M: fuck u [01:23:52 PM] (*)So HeLp M: ur a nerd [01:24:02 PM] Ben | Laptop: yeh im a fucking nerd mechanic [01:24:04 PM] Ben | Laptop: gg [01:24:06 PM] Ben | Laptop: dick head [01:24:24 PM] (*)So HeLp M: ur a dickhead [01:24:48 PM] (*)So HeLp M: yer u r a fuckin nerd [01:25:19 PM] Ben | Laptop: at least i have an idea [01:25:31 PM] Ben | Laptop: and could make it though year 10 [01:25:35 PM] Ben | Laptop: G FUCKING G [01:25:52 PM] Ben | Laptop: you know year 10 is the simplets year ever [01:26:04 PM] (*)So HeLp M: i did make it thru year 10 thanx [01:26:20 PM] (*)So HeLp M: yer i kno thats why i passed [01:26:25 PM] (*)So HeLp M: u cunt sniffer [01:28:26 PM] Ben | Laptop: and there being a problem with sniffinf cunts? [01:29:58 PM] Ben | Laptop: 1. Get an idea 2. get a life 3. get a job 4. come back to me then and i'll see if i can fit you in [01:33:35 PM] (*)So HeLp M: watever [01:34:20 PM] (*)So HeLp M: just fuck off and stop talkin 2 me